Dear Diary,

Once upon a time I had the fortune of being around entertaining people. And these people, some flat out strangers, amuse the crap out of me. So, consider this me giving back and sharing all the crazy around me with you. You're welcomed.

"Where is ID? Is it Idaho? I-D.. wait maybe its Innn-Diana"

- CH

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LB: Did you get beer K?

KC: I did

LB: What’d you get?

KC: Corona, I didn’t want to get to crazy

"The love of my life keeps Instagramming pictures and I want to like them all, but don’t want to look like a stalker"

- AW

"One time a volleyball hit her in the crotch and we didn’t see it for 5 mins."

- SH

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CD: How many megabytes are in a gigabyte?

G: A.. mega amount

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AW:  I just stretched and it popped out

MM/JS: That’s what she said

Wanted: Asian Smiley

Wanted: Asian Smiley

“We are not meant to grow humans in our body”

“We are not meant to grow humans in our body”

"Y’all didn’t say anything about my pink… I could be the new Carly"

- DC

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G: Since you got here, I’ve gotten the song “Call me maybe” stuck in my head

JW: I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant by the guy that winks

JW: I sent it to all my friends and call dibs, you gotta to do that

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Skip to 2:20 of Harvard Baseball “Call me Maybe” to see JW’s baby daddy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWVwgDnuzE